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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
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He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it
over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman.
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She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
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The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
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The man after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and
it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Porsche, NSX, and a
Mercedes in my garage, plus two million dollars in the bank...
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But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I
cut off three inches! Just send the bottle back.
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