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Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removin
the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon
Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off
to the side, waiting for the service manager
to come take a look at his Mercedes.
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Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey!
Is dat you? Come on ova' here a minute."
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The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
Morris the mechanic was working on the car. Morris
straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here
work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in
new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a
kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when you an'
me is doing basically da same work?"
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Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered
to Morris the loudmouth mechanic:
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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