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How many PERVERTS does it take to put in a lightbulb?
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Just ONE, but it takes the entire
emergency room to get out!
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What's the definition of a TEENAGER?
God's Punishment for Enjoying Sex.
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What do you call Kinky Sex with Chocolate?
S&M&M
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Define Transvestite:
A Guy who like to eat, drink, and be Mary!
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What is every Amish woman's
private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A Bingo Machine.
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Why is sex like a Game of Bridge?
If you have a good hand,
you don't need a partner.
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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ONE. Men will screw anything.
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