Two little boys go into the grocery store. One
is nine, one is six. The nine-year-old grabs a
box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to
the register for check-out. The cashier asks
"Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
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The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking,
the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."
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The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your
mom and not for your sister...then who are they for?"
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The nine-year old says "They're for my six-year-old little brother."

The cashier is surprised, "Your six-year-old-brother?"
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The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you
wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike...
and my little brother can't do either of those things."
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