1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
 
 
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my husband/wife.
A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
 
 
3. I resolve to work with neglected children...my own.
 
 
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm
with which I answer my e-mail.
 
 
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages,
and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
 
 
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a
week..okay, monthly then...or maybe...at least once a year.
 
 
7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This,
of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
 
 
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...
4:30 is a much more practical time since my friends
overseas already had time to answer me by then.
 
 
9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL...LOL!"
 
 
10. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
 
 
11. I will think of a password other than "password."
 
 
12. I resolve...I resolve to...I resolve to, uh...I resolve to, uh,
get my, er...I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
 
 
 
 
 

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